That’s a sad thought, isn’t it? Heidi Montag – talentless, smug, annoying, delusional, and owner of a really terrible plastic weave – somehow manages to make enough money from just being herself to buy way more fabulous shoes and handbags than 99% of the people on the face of the planet. There is no justice.

Heidi  modeled Christian Louboutin’s Mamimo pumps and Miu Miu’s Embellished Cotton Knee Socks as they paid a visit to Live with Regis and Kelly following a snub from NBC’s “Today” show.

The “Hills” lovers were all about promoting their new book “How to Be Famous,” demonstrating a few paparazzi poses for hosts Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa.