Purse Commandment No. 1: Thou shalt not carry a purse half your body weight. Now, I know that’s hard to avoid when you’re as petite as little Eva Longoria-Parker, but seriously – this Be & D Kan Kan Tote looks absolutely massive on her tiny frame. Plus, I’m just not a fan of this creamy ruffled creation – it lacks the subtlety and finesse of other designer handbags in my opinion. Eva, honey – just because you Kan Kan doesn’t mean you should.