Sorry, girls, but it’s gonna take more than some cherry chapstick to woo Katy Perry these days. The singer is reportedly loved up wih British comedian/notorious man-skank Russell Brand (seen here). Personally, I’d rather spend a wild weekend with Katy’s foxy black Chanel purse, which works nicely with her black and white ensemble. The girl may have dubious taste in men, but she knows a good purse when she sees it.

Photo from DailyMail.co.uk.